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Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say:


What's your fucking problem?

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Aspiring Daydreamer

Turn that frown upside down!

spacey decided to show you this image:

A plague of faggotry upon thee!

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spacey came out of the closet to say:
Turn that frown upside down!

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All your nuts are belong to me

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epsilon-6 came out of the closet to say:


The sad part is I know that someone is going to add 3d glasses and a pipe...

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monkey!

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Otokodate came out of the closet to say:

I had actually been thinking of doing that after the first page.

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They'll fix him. They fix everything.

If I had known they were going to be this much trouble, I would have picked my own cotton.

Chiming in to voice my appreciation for this thread. Made me laugh more than any in a long while!

Butterbar

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MadSketcher came out of the closet to say:


I think you just made him scarier.

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Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say:


What's your fucking problem?

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Replying to the wrong thread

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Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:
They'll fix him. They fix everything.

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So I smacked him in the face and downed another Carling

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Vengeance came out of the closet to say:


Replying to the wrong thread

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Yeah, it's made of meat. The meaty kind.

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goggleguy came out of the closet to say:

this is one of the funniest images i have ever seen

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I like coconuts

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bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
OK, now I'm way off the subject now, but I am having way too much fun with this guy's mug.

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Shiver me timbers.

Not pretty... but definately prettier than before

Il faut imaginer Sisyphus heureux.

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Bad Mongo came out of the closet to say:

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You didn't Photoshop this.

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Sarcasmo came out of the closet to say:


You didn't Photoshop this.

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R2Dn00b came out of the closet to say:


My cock is 80ft long and shoots 20ft cocks on demand

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I deserve mockery for posting in wrong thread, agreed. But not from someone who drinks Carling. When you old enough to drink proper booze, then mock away.

Edit: Seeing as I fucked up in this thread I will contribute. Beaten by Negseven but what can I say but Zombies=

Vengeance fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 12:43

It's a quote from a song.
"The Irony of it All" by the Streets, to be exact.

I r the mad h00x

LOL@Doctor Zero
This thread is SO good

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Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:
They'll fix him. They fix everything.

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Here he is taking a well earned rest.

Save the turtles (except for those snappy bitches)

I love the smell of chainsaws in the morning.

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ucka came out of the closet to say:
img: amish

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my duck; ` he is cluckering!!!!1

ucka's amish one

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TerryCheesecake came out of the closet to say:


Here he is taking a well earned rest.

http://goonse.cx/uploads/1/robo.jpg

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Well played, sir. Game, set, and match.

I like coconuts

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ucka came out of the closet to say:

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The Reality of My Surroundings

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schmuckfeatures came out of the closet to say:

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I literally out loud.

Oh my god, I have to wipe away the tears to type.



Edit:

Hello new desktop.

karma fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 15:30

Glowy dog vision

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The Cookie Bird came out of the closet to say:
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LOO came out of the closet to say:
The less face the better I suppose...

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I reset me.

here is an attempt:



I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.

This thread is filled with so much awesome work! The 'amish' one hurt me the most.

I AM A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT WHOSE MAIN CONTRIBUTION TO THE FORUMS IS SEARCHING EVERY THREAD FOR SPELLING MISTAKES AND JUMPING WITH GLEE WHENEVER I FIND ONE DURRRRRR

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ChaosTheory came out of the closet to say:
here is an attempt:

[img]http://www.imageshack.us/files2/RUGGED_LOL.gif[img]

I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.

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horsefetish

I'd say Mad Magoo wins with the pretty woman, simply because nobody noticed it due to that hot ass body.

That was genius, man.

Otherwise, I laughed MAD hard at the one where it was just a long ass face. Voted 5.

Wait, no.

This thread is extremely fucking funny.

i r cute

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

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UsernameExists came out of the closet to say:
Well, I just wanted to see what I could do.

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Sofa Mech decided to show you this image:

Sofa Mech fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 16:58

The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

/\/\/\/\
Clarification

Sofa Mech decided to show you this image:

All that is good

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Vengeance came out of the closet to say:
Ha Ha Ha! Everyone on the first page is really funny and original!! Chuckle, chuckle OMG you are so funny. I would never have thought up the comedy gold photoshops you did,

Twats.

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douchebag...

All that is good

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ChaosTheory came out of the closet to say:
here is an attempt:



I changes his proportions then made him blurry, grainy, and small.

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werd....

uhhhh...

Everything will work itself out. Trust me.

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Buzkashi came out of the closet to say:

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boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

smitz fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2004 around 18:10

Death of the Sweetheart

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I ed in my mouth a little.
I'm hopelessly far behind in this thread.

I AM A RETARD! YEP! making false dating ads and setting up meetins so i can take pictures lololol IF HE FEELS BAD I CAN BUY HIM A SAMMICH RITE

I got nothing to contribute (tutorials. photoshop. nothing.), but I think this is indeed history in the making.

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Scorpio! came out of the closet to say:


douchebag...

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The sheer level of sick, perverted talent in this thread probably makes it the most terrifying I've ever seen. JESUS CHRIST.

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Decapod73 came out of the closet to say:

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Looks like something out of a J. Geils Band video.

Socknose-YeTi

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PoOKiE is a savage yeti and he'll kill you.

I'll take you to the bank, senator.
A blood bank.

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PoOKiE! came out of the closet to say:
img-zombie phone home

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A crappy mutant.

werd....

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smitz came out of the closet to say:
boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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smitz came out of the closet to say:
boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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The universe seems neither benign nor hostile, merely indifferent to the concerns of such creatures as we.

This thread is significantly funnier than every Comedy Goldmine in recent memory. Thank you, Internet.

I FOUND YOU!!!

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infix came out of the closet to say:
This thread is significantly funnier than every Comedy Goldmine in recent memory. Thank you, Internet.

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All your nuts are belong to me

I like how the original chin turned into some sort of goiter.
http://www.hyperdrive.org/images/sa/irresistable.jpg

Socknose-YeTi

werd....

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PoOKiE! came out of the closet to say:
[img-superfreak.jpg

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All that is good

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http://www.imageshack.us/files1/3midgetscutupdude.jpg
http://www.imageshack.us/files2/superfreak.jpg

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HIs face is so disproportioned, i bet bet he has a really hard time when he's out buying masks.

Victory is mine!

Everytime I see one and think "That's the best it's gonna get." Then it is promptly trounced by the next submission. Threads like this are the reason the Internet exists.

King of the may, or something...

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almostfearless came out of the closet to say:
The sheer level of sick, perverted talent in this thread probably makes it the most terrifying I've ever seen. JESUS CHRIST.

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Sure, why not?

__________________
"Albert's mum took a stick, whacked him on the thingmijig!
Albert hopped 'round the shop, squealing like a tillypig!"
- Benjamin Britten, Albert Herring, I.ii

Maybe some more cuts in the face would do the trick?

I got tired of seeing the forum newbie image. Also, floor is my e-friend. :[]]\

Nothing in the humor department, and while he doesn't look pretty, he just looks like someone who is a bit retarded, instead of insanely psychotic serial killer retarded.

ice decided to show you this image:

I draw stuff.

Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?

Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

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CapnPyro came out of the closet to say:
Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?

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Chewblacca fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 01:05

I am not smart or witty

^^^^^ Nevermind ^^^^^

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CapnPyro came out of the closet to say:
Does anyone know the story of that picture, did the dude get in a fight with a rose bush and lose?

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manners man ;0

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McPorkChoppy came out of the closet to say:


TATERS!

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I have hurt myself over some of these. But the two baby ones freaked me out.

KING NORTH PARK

POE TAY TOES , best thread ever

PO TAY TOES!

Can someone tell me what a "briar patch" is? That is apparently where our Mr. Kemp got his scratches.

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KiwiBoi came out of the closet to say:
Can someone tell me what a "briar patch" is? That is apparently where our Mr. Kemp got his scratches.

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I can't make him pretty, but I can make him holy.

snausages

He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.

.........salty..........

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FlashBrown came out of the closet to say:
He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.

IMAGE Beavis and Butthead

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You

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Edit:^^^^^^^ bigpeeler's pulling a close second, though...

shaker fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 16:37

Aspiring Daydreamer

Here's a picture of his long lost cousin - an inbred.

spacey decided to show you this image:

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FlashBrown came out of the closet to say:
He he he, dude, that's the last time i go down on a bush, he he he.

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Ten legs are better than two.

^^^^LOL... bahahahaha

And Beavis is excellent

A plague of faggotry upon thee!

oh GOD that guy's ugly fucking face is going to give me nightmares. EW EW EW EW. TraumOtized.

That said, Mr. Potato head is funny.

Unit 01

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bigpeeler came out of the closet to say:
I can't make him pretty, but I can make him holy.

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Your Boogie Man fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 12:07

We can rebuild him. but I don't wanna spend alot of money.

Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682

Tickled Purple!

Helllllloooo, ladies!

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fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682

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Thank you, internet.

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fuckingtest came out of the closet to say:
Ok, you think he's freaky now. See the animated version:

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=B18F10F4-776D-11D8-82DD-E3635E514682

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Love this thread! Here's my late contribution. I tried to make him not so scary, and I think he might actually be able to blend into normal society now. (And yes, I realize I spent way too much time on this ugly mug)

Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

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Doctor Zero came out of the closet to say:


Thank you for the perpetual nightmares I am going to have now.

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Eyyyyy!! Someone bought me a custom title!

Hell yes it does

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=AD9B0036-77B1-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

Was a link to this this animation thingy posted before? I've never seen it

monkey!

http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=AB5096AA-77B2-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

mr kitty can *never* be pretty.

Arrrooomph! Humph Humph Humph!

This is just too good.
http://veepers01.budlight.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=C371FFA8-77B2-11D8-A0BD-E3635E514682

EDIT: this shit needs its own thread. Yeehaa!

Chewblacca fucked around with this message at Mar 16, 2004 around 20:44

All any man really needs are some hooters:

Torenada fucked around with this message at Mar 18, 2004 around 17:00

suck it long, suck it hard

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I speak for the trees.

I like his cool new sunglasses.

TheLorax decided to show you this image:

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TheLorax came out of the closet to say:
I like his cool new sunglasses.

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